Curious Observations

Okay, so today I just want to list a few things which I've observed. Nothing special (not that any other post is).

1. Okay, this one's for the girls. Has anyone ever noticed that pads are like mini nappies? I mean, if you're busting to go to the toilet and leak a little, it won't show on your pants and you can just change it. I thought it was funny.

2. This is for the guys. Have you ever thought that a girl's handbag is a monster? 'Cause I'm a girl who thinks that. I mean, you can find everything in one and it seems to be a bottomless pit!!

3. Has anyone noticed that the PSP E1000 is like a brick compared to the 3000? It weighs a tonne!! It keeps pulling my pants down when I put it in my pocket.

4. Has anyone else noticed that sometimes someone who appears totally ignorant is the best one for advice because they aren't as ignorant as you first thought?

5. Has anyone read to the end of this because no-one reads my posts to be honest? So if you have comment I read it and I'll read your blog.

Ever more hungry,

Captain Llama Brains

Crushing on friends...

Have you ever had the problem where you liked a friend more than just a friend? I have and are having it now. I'm currently got this crush on a guy named Callum but he's sort of a friend. We don't hang out as such but we're more than just acquaintances and I've known him for almost six years now. He's really smart, cute, plays guitar, sax and clarinet, he's funny and we get along heaps well but I'm afraid to ask him whether he will go out with me. I mean, I've asked him a few times whether he has a girlfriend and I've got his number but I could never get the guts up to ask him out. I'm afraid that it'll ruin what we've got already. Has that ever happened to you? Oh and he's like a year older and I don't think I'm ever gonna see him after he leaves school in a couple months!!!!

WHAT AM I TO DO?!

Captain Llama Brains

Walking sucks...

So basically I want to explain to you how my day went. Well first off all, I had to walk down the hill to the bus stop. I waited ten minutes and then had to board a full bus. Three stops later, nearly everyone exited, leaving me almost completely alone. I continued on this bus only to get off one stop early and walk to South Fremantle shs. Which, I'd like to add, is not my home school. Hami is but because we dont have enough in our hami physics class, we go to South for physics. Okay, so I walk to South. Got to the office and sign. I walk out before realising we have exams and I didn't really know exactly where South Freo exam were held. I turned off on a random corridor and found it. I did my exam and finished early. Now let me explain my situation at this point. The time is 10:20 and the exam finishes at 11:20. The teacher watching us is not our normal teacher. Our normal Physics class would've ended at 10:40. The normal bus that goes to Hami leaves at 11:05. The bus after that leaves at 12:25. Meaning if we didn't get out early we would have to wait an hour for the next bus. Between 10:20 and 10:45 I argued with myself as to whether I should ask to leave early. At 10:50 I put my hand up and was dissmissed. I walked to the bus stop and two minutes later my best friend comes out. He says he's going to go to maccas 'cause he's going home anyway and we aren't expected back to school after exams. I tell him I'll come because my other friend's exam doesn't finish for over an hour and we were to meet up. So we hop on the bus and get off a stop early before school. We walk across the road, find out that the next bus doesn't come for a bit and decide to walk to the next bus stop. I have to say that the next part was the highlight of my day. We walk around the corner and come to a t-section. We go to cross before we see a ute with a huge trailer coming down the road. So we wait. As it stops to give way, we both laugh and say that we should hitch a ride on the trailer. We cross the road behind it to see the passenger of the ute checking to see if we did jump on. He sees us and give us a funny look. We laugh and I said, "I think he heard us!" As he goes by we nod and he nods back. We continue walking to our next stop. We get there and wait. After a couple minutes our bus comes and we ride it to the end of its route. We get off and walk to the next stop to catch the bus that goes to maccas. We wait about fifteen minutes and ride that bus. We get off at maccas and order and sit down to eat. All the while a police officer watches us. Remember its still school time but he just shrugs and ignores us. We eat our meal and go inside the shopping centre and look for games. It's about quarter past twelve at this point and my friend's exams are about to finish so we bid fair well. I cross the road to catch the bus back to hami. So the bus comes three minutes late and I board it, waving off to my best friend. I get off at the appropriate stop and walk to the next bus stop. I stand there, leaning up against the bus stop sign for ten minutes before the bus driver a few metres down stops smoking and starts up his bus. I board and wait for my stop. I ring the bell to get off and wait for the bus to stop. Only it doesn't. It keeps going. A busy main road and four stops later, I walk to the front of the bus and the bus driver gets the hint, "Did you ring the bell for the last stop?" I nod my head while thinking, four f**king stops ago yeah!!!! He apologises, "Sorry. There's a bus crash up ahead and I was concentrating on that." He lets me off and it takes me twenty minutes to walk back to school. At which point the exams ended ages ago so I walk to the library because that's where my friend and I were going to meet up. Only she nots there so thinking she went home I walk to her place. My problem was that the door was shut, her mum was probably sleeping, I didn't have credit on my phone and if the dogs woke her mum up I would be in trouble. At the last minute, I turn away. I think to myself, home's only a five minute bike ride from here. It won't take that long to walk home. So I started to walk home. I was wrong. Forty tiring minutes later I finally arrived home. Walking absolutely sucks. Then when my brother gets home, he tells me my friend didn't go home and that she was disappointed when I didn't show. Oh and that she went to her classes because she had classes, even though its exams and you're not expected too.

*Sigh* Next time I'm staying at maccas,

Captain Llama Brains

I Feel Like It

So, right now, I feel like rambling even though I may not have anything to ramble about. Um… Hey! Did you know that dyslexia, something I have, is a serious mental issue? Well, yep it is! Dyslexics have trouble ordering letters in words, saying words, seeing simple steps and looking inside the box. They tend to only see the bigger picture, think far outside the box, be repetitive and easily skip to the last step in a process and work backwards. I thought this was hilarious because I remember on time in PEAC (Primary Extension and Challenge (Extra curriculum classes for primary school children)) and they gave a sheet of paper which had 5 by 5 rows of little circles. Yeah, they told us to draw what ever we wanted and that this was a creativity test. So, guess what? I drew people using the circles as cheeks and buttons and what-not. Turns out, that's not what they wanted. They wanted us to draw in the little circles and the more we drew and the more different they were, the more creative we were. If you didn't get the hint, I failed and not only that but was the only kid in the class to do what I did. Embarrassment overload!! It wasn't the first or the last incident like that to occur and I thought I was just being weird. Turns out, I'm not alone. Nice, huh? Anyway, the other day I was at a quiz night and they gave us a sheet with about half a dozen mathematical sequences and series. I am a math genius and found this easy but I felt even more proud when I found out I was correct in each one!!! *Does a triple backflip* Do you know what sucks? Exams. The only good thing that comes out of them is that you get to go home afterwards and if you don’t have an exam on a day you don't have to turn up. You know what sucks about my life? Today's my day off and my brother was supposed to go to school today because he's better now (he was sick) but no! He just came back from when he was supposed to be dropped off, meaning he's home when he's not supposed to be!!! I hate my life. FML!! I'll think I might study for tomorrows exam now. I'm already failing that subject!!
Juck my luck, huh?

Captain Llama Brains

Starting off...

Okay, I just wanna start off by saying, "Yes, I will sound like a lunatic" and trust me when I say, "You ain't the first to say so". This blog is just for me to let off some steam. Each time I feel like rambling, I simply type away and post it next time I'm on. Simple? Eh... nothings really simple with me. I'm a VERY complicated person. My mental state is debatable, although not among my friends though. They seemed to have mutually agreed that I am completely derailed. I'd like to argue that point and mention I haven't. My train driver has justed seemed to have gotten lost... I really must find him. Anyway, I decided to tell you about a book I'm writing. It's called, "Rejecting the Boy Across the Road". For all those people who seem perceptive, yes it's a romance novel. For all those who know me, yes I did just say "romance" or rather I wrote and you read "romance". I am not one to fall for all the soppy crap that is categorized under the name of "romance" but it seems, I too, have fallen pray to it's victim. Anyway, as I was saying, I'm writing a book. It's about a teenage girl who moves away from her parents, needing space, and moves into a complicated stream of events. First off, she rejects the player, who lives across the road, then meets his sister and hits it off and to top of her first 24 hours in the book, she wags school with a different player who is besties with the one across the road aand sleeps over at his house. Yes, it is complicated but it's better than the mentally damaged girl who meets the new guy who wont leave her alone. So I wrote the cast for this, 'cause on wattpad you can, and now all I can think about is how awesome Jeremy Renner is in Avengers. *grimances* ...Which probably doesn't make sense to you right now unless you're in the Matrix and can jump from one building of thought to another. *Big grin* I can.

So that's all for now, catcha later mate,

Captain Llama Brains